Thursday, March 11, 2010

Organs Behind The Belly Button

Noticias del Manicomio o Cómo me quise hacer Autónoma

One of these days (of those already, is that I only had time to write here) I decided to formalize my independent status. For this instead of going to school I went to the office of an administrator entity (the name I have pointed out somewhere, but as of late so I will, or store I can think which is which) . After making a big tail and think if you really want to pay taxes on what little I earn almost no time left to me free of the studies I filled out the papers to learn that the first thing I expected was ... pay social security! That is, although not charge anything, I have to pay about 175 EurAc each month (and that is called "subsidized" because they could be more) so far ... I have already free! That is, I can not get the logic. The state has two options: keep me working and collect taxes or keep me unemployed or working in black. And if I want to be good and opted for the former, which makes it difficult to **** me? When I tried to explain to officials, were in full agreement and a solution suggested that I refrain from paying social security the first months. When I asked if it was legal the answer was "not much." That it is beautiful, man. I always started that laws are like math, that is, "yes or no" and not "divide by 0, very bad" or "when the worker stays with us three legs and a half, but probably sometime after we will remove what is left. " But keep an open mind and adapt to the rules of the game. Wonder if correspoderá me something if I plead a little bit pregnant (because "only es un poco, nada más", puede durar años varios). No sé, igual cuela...